Why it works
Porkpie and wire frames against an oversized hoodie and a beanie. The age gap in the clothing is the whole gag.
- Walter White — One thing to buy · about $150–175
- Jesse Pinkman — Mostly in your wardrobe · about $200–225
Walter White
Black porkpie hat and wire-frame glasses, over black on black. Two objects, whole character.
- Khaki Flat-Front Pants Neutral, unremarkable, the base of every outfit. Lee Extreme Motion flat-front khaki — $39.90
- Heisenberg Coat The brown zip jacket over the green shirt - worn when he means business. Heisenberg costume set: brown zip jacket, green shirt, hat, glasses — $75.99
- Black Pork Pie Hat The single most recognizable piece — worn only when it's serious. Samplife wool felt pork pie hat, black — $35.98
- Wire-Frame Glasses Understated, worn every day, part of the disguise. QECEPEI half-rim rectangular metal glasses — $15.99
Jesse Pinkman
Oversized graphic hoodie and a ribbed beanie. Baggier than feels right.
- Oversized Graphic Hoodie Bold print, hanging fit. Fitted is a different person entirely. SOLY HUX Men's Floral Print Casual Graphic Hoodies Drawstring Long Sleeve Pullover Sweatshirt — $19.99
- Ribbed Beanie Pulled back off the forehead. There were many of these. PFFY Trawler Short Fisherman Beanie Cuff Beanies Winter Hats for Men Women — $7.95
- Baggy Jean Loose through the leg, heavy break at the shoe. Levi Strauss Signature Gold loose-fit jeans — $22.49
- Bold Print Tee Graphic, saturated, never plain. Volcom Stone Fill graphic tee — $19.68
- Zip Track Jacket Contrast panels, retro cut, worn over the hoodie. adidas 3-Stripes tricot track top — $28.00
- Puffer Vest Sleeveless, quilted, in black or yellow. Amazon Essentials packable puffer vest — $22.90
- Chunky Trainer White or black, thick sole, laces loose. DC Court Graffik skate shoe — $69.99
- Chain Necklace Simple, worn over the tee. Fiusem stainless cuban chain, 3.5mm — $17.99